Munna Bhai

Munna bhai

 

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender... Circuit Bhai!

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Bijli + Badal = Savan aya.
Barat + Baja = Dulha aya.

Phool + Nazare = vasant aya.
Aap + Apki hasi = bhago bhago BhHOOt aaya

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Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM - SITA ki jodi lagti hai"

Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:

Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke Le jaata hai, Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!~~~~~~~~~

Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasti hai
Hazaro rulati hai
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai

Aur gale pad jati hai.